omg we finally found him!

So, a couple months ago me and the girls were looking for our old teacher and basketball coach (you know look back in the blog--we were Divas at Kramers) but anyways, Shake-Weight and I had just gotten finished with practice and were watching Bones when we got a text from Poca-hot-ass (aka Lauren) saying that "Harvey was at Harrigans!" Can you believe that shit! Our hang out, on a night that we were not planning on going out. Here we are in sweats and sweatshirts watching our shows and our search is coming to an end...without us. Our text to Lauren, "We are on our way."

We got to Harrigans and I knew EVERYONE and their mother. A couple weeks ago at Karaoke Lauren sang "I Touch Myself" and turned on an entire table of women. They were back tonight. LOL! There was someone I went to church with, our entire middle school teaching staff (including the principal) and my old sorority sister Callie. But the only person we were interested in was that old hottie Mr. Harvey. Lets just say after 9 years, still hot as ever! Needs to cut his hair, or as Morgan said, "grow up and out of childhood" but still so cute! Made our entire summer. We had FINALLY found him! The best part of it all is, that we really didn't look that hard, we just tried that one time to see if he was there but since then, we just couldn't get that night out of our minds.

But before I left I had to warn Treva to not go with in 10 feet of him. He is our fantasy and she is not allowed to play on it! He will exist in our dreams and out of reality. The reason I am telling you this is because Treva has now got a nickname for the classy Jersey Shore. It is Skank. Now, I love her and she is a great person but this is what I have called her for the last couple months and now it will forever be her name. :) She knows she loves it and its all in good fun, if not she can kiss my ass :p

Wow, it has been a while!

Ok so I know it has been forever and I accept that, but I must update you all on my life. So MANY changes have been happening in the world of us classy trio, but lets start with the biggest; Lauren is OFFICALLY in remission! Yay! I am so proud of Poca-hot-ass. J It has been a rough year but she has come out on top and I could never be so swollen with pride (“word’s” synonym for proud) of one of my best friends! Second, we are all broke and can’t afford our drinking life style! Third, Shake Weight has found someone to help put her skills to good practice! She officially has a boyfriend and I could not be more excited about it! (I think she is too but I provided the spot for the first rendezvous.) They reunited from high school on Lauren’s canernniversary (yeah we made that up) but I digress. He is perfect for her!

He has all his teeth, he treats her right, wants kids, doesn’t have baby mama drama, treats her like a princess, likes old movies, can actually handle her crazy BFFS and isn’t too bad looking either. BUT and this is a problem that we are going to have to fix, he likes Bud light. Not ok. J Another big event that has happened is that Treva, Lauren’s other BFF came back from teaching in Honduras. It has been a huge adjustment for me in the last couple months going from the crazy, bar fly inseparable trio to actually having three separate lives. Maybe this will be good for me in the long run. I could get a job to occupy my time and then maybe find a guy who actually has goals in life. Or, maybe not. There have been a lot of amazing things that have been happening in life, like my besties lives moving forward, but there have also been some downfalls. Not to be depressing but my grandpa is now in the hospital, my uncle was diagnosed with stage 4 lung and brain cancer and my other grandma’s Alzheimer’s has kicked in. It sucks, she’s hard to handle but dang she is so funny. I am going end with a couple of her quotes. She is such special of a person to me and when things get rough all I think about is her wonderful statements about life. “It’s 4 o’clock I have to set my beer on ice for an hour.” It is always time to drink in her world. A little while later she was talking about her 13 brothers and sisters. She told me, “you know back then they didn’t have birth control, you just… you had to stop.” So when life gets you down, just think of when it was back in the time when birth control wasn’t present and sex couldn’t be an outlet because babies came EVERY time. lol