Ok so I know it has been forever and I accept that, but I must update you all on my life. So MANY changes have been happening in the world of us classy trio, but lets start with the biggest; Lauren is OFFICALLY in remission! Yay! I am so proud of Poca-hot-ass. J It has been a rough year but she has come out on top and I could never be so swollen with pride (“word’s” synonym for proud) of one of my best friends! Second, we are all broke and can’t afford our drinking life style! Third, Shake Weight has found someone to help put her skills to good practice! She officially has a boyfriend and I could not be more excited about it! (I think she is too but I provided the spot for the first rendezvous.) They reunited from high school on Lauren’s canernniversary (yeah we made that up) but I digress. He is perfect for her!
He has all his teeth, he treats her right, wants kids, doesn’t have baby mama drama, treats her like a princess, likes old movies, can actually handle her crazy BFFS and isn’t too bad looking either. BUT and this is a problem that we are going to have to fix, he likes Bud light. Not ok. J Another big event that has happened is that Treva, Lauren’s other BFF came back from teaching in Honduras. It has been a huge adjustment for me in the last couple months going from the crazy, bar fly inseparable trio to actually having three separate lives. Maybe this will be good for me in the long run. I could get a job to occupy my time and then maybe find a guy who actually has goals in life. Or, maybe not. There have been a lot of amazing things that have been happening in life, like my besties lives moving forward, but there have also been some downfalls. Not to be depressing but my grandpa is now in the hospital, my uncle was diagnosed with stage 4 lung and brain cancer and my other grandma’s Alzheimer’s has kicked in. It sucks, she’s hard to handle but dang she is so funny. I am going end with a couple of her quotes. She is such special of a person to me and when things get rough all I think about is her wonderful statements about life. “It’s 4 o’clock I have to set my beer on ice for an hour.” It is always time to drink in her world. A little while later she was talking about her 13 brothers and sisters. She told me, “you know back then they didn’t have birth control, you just… you had to stop.” So when life gets you down, just think of when it was back in the time when birth control wasn’t present and sex couldn’t be an outlet because babies came EVERY time. lol
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