Monday, June 21, 2010

One Drunkn Night

So one night at Harrigans, Morgan and I, (we really need to figure out her name for the show) but we decided to make a list of what the perfect man would be for each of us. The best part is there are some crossovers between the two of us but all in all they are so funny. Well at least to us, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I was cracking up at some of the things.

Disclaimer--Please do not take offense some things listed will be cruel and mean. We were just in one of those moods!

Morgans Lists
  • good with kids
  • future- plan
  • no drugs
  • Tatoos (Multiple)
  • good sex drive
  • NO Fattys
  • 5'10" or above
  • Muscles!!!!!!
  • family oriented
  • emotionally stable
  • no cheating past
  • NO baby mamma DRAMA
  • No drama.....Period
  • Likes tasteful music
  • LOVES CARS---it is a must
  • likes old movies
  • can handle her mood swings
  • sexy hair (face stubble)
  • Artsy
  • Miller Man
  • no POS car
  • likes sports (football)--shes a steelers fan!
  • gets along with friends and family
  • romantic
  • walks on the wild side
  • no STDS!!!
  • stubborn like her
  • no tabacco
  • no clingers
  • no white trash
  • no excessive chest hair

My List

  • Great with kids (MUST) or at least like them :)
  • future- plan
  • cute couple
  • good time--in moderation (he has to calm me down)
  • no drugs
  • 1 or 2 tatoos (not trashy)
  • No Fattys
  • NO DRAMA!! I have enough of my own
  • 5'10" and above
  • good to his mom
  • musical
  • has a good heart
  • No cheating past
  • No wife :)
  • communicates effectivly
  • not afraid of pulling me out of my shell
  • No metal music for me!
  • knows how to drive a stickshift car
  • likes animals
  • likes me for me--hot mess and all
  • hygenie--very important!
  • miller man
  • i can't handle a POS car
  • knows sports (march mad and football)--GO BENGALS!
  • gets along with my friends and family
  • Romantic
  • Not cheap (coupons are good--but sometimes a girl just needs a drink bought for her!)
  • no STDS!
  • all the right moves in all the right places
  • lets me get my way but stands ground/holds his own if it is important
  • no stage 5 clingers
  • no WT

And the biggest deal breaker for the both of us.........he must have all his teeth! :)

Now we are realistic about the men in this world. Part of being with someone is excepting their flaws and them accepting yours. These are just lists---from one drunkn night!

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