So, though I may come from the east end.....it doesn't mean I am in to all that shit! I am going to be writing two entires in the next couple minutes so be looking out for the next one if you don't like this rant. One I am not a chick that likes Xanax. I am a good girl and just like to go to thug bars because the beers are cheep and my family knows the bar tender! Second....Just because you say you like to eat pussy doesn't mean that is a good pick up line nor is it a way to pick me up!!! I went out with my mom on Saint Patty's day and there was this black guys using this pick up line! Then when he bought us a jello shots we had to show him how to lick around the sides and take it like a man. He was the pussy that night!!! Tonight some man thought it was a good wing man strategy to say that he likes to lick it.....ummmmmm that isn't going to work on me and my poka-hot-ass(aka Lauren--We are back bitches!). We are the cool bitches and nothing those ghetto old frat boys could do to lure us in.....
But I must say boys need to learn their manners. Though I know I am not going to meet the man of my dreams in the hole in the wall bar...however! I do not need the pick up lines of do you want a Xanax or I like to eat pussy. Oh am SO better than that! I just am amazed that those are the only men who will approach me. I know I am intimidating but come on!! I am not that bad. I am a cute girl who deserves better...so where are those men who are willing to try. I am WAITING for you!!! :)
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